Gatorade Brings You Closer to Jesus

Gatorade has pharmacological effects that may bring you closer to your Maker.

Much like Cocaine, highly processed sugars go through a 4 step process that refines them to the purest forms. Gatorade contains these potent sugars. Basically, when ingested, your blood sugar levels spike, then your insulin levels spike, then there is a subsequent crash of both. Your body is not designed for this stimuli on a regular basis. Unlike Cocaine, which can be lethal with one overdose, high fructose corn syrup is a slow killer, the ill effects of which can take years and decades to experience

I believe Gatorade has its purpose. It is a NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT designed to drink just before, during, and right after exercise. The problem is when Gatorade is mass marketed and consumed so frequently outside of athletic competition.

THIS MAKES GATORADE THE MOST ABUSED SUPPLEMENT ON THE MARKET.

Drinking Gatorade on a regular basis outside of intense exertion may be the catalyst for greater exposure to a myriad of health problems. Obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and the risks for certain cancers may be increased by regular processed sugar intake.

Excessive and unnecessary Gatorade consumption may just help you be introduced at the Pearly Gates sooner by adding to your health challenges later in life.